Sunday, September 14, 2014

To fire or not to fire....

Went through my first experience of firing - or, potentially so - an employee in the last week. I can understand today what a lot of HR managers might be going through when they have to fire an employee.

Ankush is a staff in accounting with us. Though not great, he is picking up fast... at least, better than his brother Rohan, who'd 'betrayed' us for a bigger company after we had literally trained him in the Debits and Credits of Accounting. We taught him our accounting software, MS Office and the basic fundamentals of how to go about the whole data-entry process and as soon as he was ready enough for us to trust him with bigger responsibilities, he left without any warning for a CA firm.

Left in the lurch, my brother and I trudged along till we could find someone again. That meant extra hours in the office...but, of course, we are quite mentally prepared for these speed-breakers now. Our accounting is quite complicated and not everyone's cup of tea, given that we use multiple applications and software to maintain all the data we need.

Anyways, so Rohan calls us one day and requests that we employ his brother Ankush, who is a novice but hard-working fellow. Well, beggars can't be choosers, we thought, as we hadn't found a suitable person just yet.

Even though Ankush came fed with a lot of feedback and training from his brother, we weren't quite satisfied. And frankly, we're tired of having to keep training accounting staff. The earlier incentive of taking on low-skilled people because they come cheap and don't have too many exit options is just not lucrative anymore. We are in that stage of business where acquiring good talent - even if it comes at a slightly uncomfortable premium - is a better idea than the previous one. Of course, I have been of this opinion for a long time, but in family business kind of structure, one has to wait patiently for everyone to ride the same boat. Oftentimes, pulling them on the deck is not the best course of action from synergy point of view.

So we were on the look-out for someone with relevant experience and skill. Samar comes along, has worked as an accountant for three years, is currently in Ops. in another firm out of some compulsion, and looking to switch to accounting again. To top it, he literally tells us he is ready to do anything we ask of him, if only we can help him quit his present job. He just needed to serve a month's notice period. Yay!

All this while, we chose not to inform Ankush that we are looking for his replacement and that he too, better start looking for another job. Well, to be frank, my brother was more of this opinion than I was. Like a lot of times, I chose to be negligent and silent.

So Samar comes along for his first day in office. I was quite uncomfortable, not only because I thought we were doing injustice to Ankush, but also because he had shown quite a considerable improvement in the past one month. I have a hunch he was on to us; he had heard us talking to Samar, though not clearly.

It was in this one month that I noticed what a fear of getting fired can do to an employee. It kicks off the survival instinct. He starts grasping stuff better and faster, starts taking initiatives to become more productive, develops - or at least shows - more interest in the work allotted to him and becomes more obedient generally.

It was also the time when I realized how difficult firing a person is. After all, he was depending on the salary I pay him every month to meet his expenses. Worse, he hadn't done anything wrong. True, he is not up to the mark and we can certainly do better with a more skilled and experienced employee.....but it's not his "fault". Yes, the contrary view is that it is his fault that he couldn't make himself indispensable to us. But we deserve better too. My brother and I are much more qualified and capable than to be sitting in front of computers updating our books of accounts entry by entry! So after some tweedle-dee, tweedle-dum, I am at peace with the fact that he must go when he must, in the interest of M/S Phoenix Creations and in the selfish interest of it's top management. In this competitive world, make yourself indispensable, or be disposed off.

But our manner of doing this exercise was wrong, in my opinion. We should have told him earlier. But my brother was of the opinion that we should wait for Samar to see the whole drill, decide that he still wanted the job and then fire Ankush. Point. But that would give Ankush less time to find a replacement! A small argument ensued and in the end, I told him to deal with the issue the way he wanted... and then realize how wrong his approach was. 

My argument was based also on the fact that Ankush was improving. After all, why was this guy suddenly upping his game so much? How could he suddenly develop such sincerity? Surely, something must be very important...

Yes, something was. I believe it was the fear of rejection, of being rendered useless. Of the embarrassment of not having a job, and therefore, a black spot on one's capability. 

But after just one day, Samar called to tell us that he wasn't going to join! Why? No answer. I thought he might be feeling like a winner, considering that we were paying him for a desk job what he was getting for a field job! After all, that was what he had told us in the interview, that he didn't like the field-work!

Anyways, so his story ended then and there. And it seems my brother's approach turned out to be the better one. More practical one. I thought we were being selfish. And unjust.

But it seems, being selfish and unjust is good at times. It is even the most practical, obvious and natural course of action at times. I have learnt this earlier the hard way. But I guess I still find it hard to put it into implementation.

Thursday, August 7, 2014

Just because you are a Calcuttan - II

1.       You don’t need to oppose everything that happens for the better…and increasing transport fares or a change in the government is for the better.

2.       Doesn’t mean that you keep on waiting for the AC Metro rack and skip all the non-AC racks. Makes me think you were born and brought up in an air-conditioned chamber so you can’t do without it! OR it seems like you’ve never seen what an AC chamber feels like!

Whichever it is, also consider one small fact – which is…you have to reach wherever you were going ON TIME. So get on with it!

3.       Doesn’t mean that you have to put up with all the pollution! Protest where you should, for once!

4.       Doesn’t mean that you have to put up with all these shenanigans of the hooligans (Read: auto-wallahs and local politicians)! Who are you – men or mice??

5.       Doesn’t mean that every time work pressure builds up on you, you start saying, “aar bhalo laagche na!” (“I’m not liking it anymore” or “I don’t feel well”)

6.       Doesn’t mean that you remain forever pessimistic about the future of this city!

But for that, you must understand and agree to the fact that –  

Industrialization (=Business = Good thing) = Jobs (which is a good thing) = Work (which is a reasonably good way to while your time away) = Money (which, again, is splendid if you have it) = Luxurious Living, which is what a lot of you do the whole day, sans the pleasure and privileges which money can buy.

Comprende, Comrade?

7.       Doesn’t mean that you use your charm in some “The Last Airbender” sort of way to influence the Aam Aadmi Party to turn into you! ;) ….Or….maybe you should keep using this charm of yours….hmmm… wicked, wicked you!

Wednesday, March 5, 2014

There is a difference...

I may lead a dichotomous existence

Part conservative and part modernistic
Part cowardly and also courageous
Part confident and sometimes, nervous
Part sane and weird too

Part predictable and part in Brownian motion
Part understandable and also unfathomable
Part enterprising and sometimes, lazy
Part emotional and stone cold too

Part motivating and part pin-on-a-balloon
Part grounded and also on-the-moon
Calm in the face of trouble, agitated at the drop of a pin
Part motivated and dejected too

I may lead a dichotomous existence
And you may find it hard to muse
But
I am not a hypocrite
And you should know that too.

There is a difference.

Friday, February 14, 2014

Just Thought...

- Every woman...and man is vulnerable and capable of being manipulated. You just have to impress them enough, show that you are "above" them mentally. Modulate them so they will let their guards down in front of you. Learnt it the hard way that the ability and willingness to do this is inherent in some.

Weird....and I thought relationships were meant to be nurturing grounds where both/all parties gave willingly to bring out the best in each other.

The Big Fat Indian Weddings!

Am a big believer in big fat weddings....lots of functions, bright mornings, colorful and musical evenings....lots of rituals, etc. etc. No...am not a romantic! Far from it....sheeeesh, man! My reason for the fondness stems from the moolah Indian weddings create/rotate in the economy...that's how most of us earn our living!

Don't agree? Are you one of those who believe in frugal weddings and lavish international honeymoons? Ok then....Imagine this..

Indians have stopped having lavish weddings as a general rule. So, when it comes to clothes, the families of the bride and the groom don't pull out all stops in their purchases. Since wedding purchases form a significantly considerable chunk of the sarees and suits industry, it means there will be no spikes in the yearly sales, which is the case right now for approximately half the year.

Indians are also used to renovating their houses during weddings. Wedding is an event to show-off and make impressions and the bride's family judges the groom's family's Haisiyat by the show of the house (vice-versa is also true in some cases, but mostly, the girl's family will be critical in judging the guy's house as an indicator of his wealth as they feel it is a significant indicator of their daughter's happiness post the traumatic event called marriage! ;) ....humbug, you say!? Well, that's the way the cookie crumbles, my friends!)

Anyways, so....no lavish weddings, no sho-sha ....and therefore, no big plans to renovate the house...only the wedding couple's bedroom, maybe...hmmm, ok? Ok...so a major cut-down in the interior decoration expenses. So that industry is also maimed.

Similarly, the flowers and decoration industry, which relies a lot on the marriage season, will take a hit. So will the gifts industry. Who will buy all the microwaves, refrigerators, watches, gold, silver, utensils, etc.!?

Not only that, the invitation card industry, which is a low-margin but high quantity industry, will take a major major hit. So will all these rent-a-car people, who depend considerably on weddings.

What will happen to all the grand marriage venues? Obviously, people who want to cut down on the sho-sha will not want to spend too much on fancy venues...so, will it be advantage 5-star hotels? (I believe most youngsters today want to have a small gathering at a "branded" fancy venue, so that at least those who attended might elevate their perceived status in their minds. Moreover, today's youth is more inclined to spend on themselves than on what their folks might think is "necessary". And who wants all those clingy and irritating relatives and distant cousins at weddings, right?

"No Lavish Functions! Once and for all!! Hmph....no one is bothered about the function....everyone only wants to come to nice places, oogle at each other and the lovely flower decorations which have burnt a hole in our pockets unnecessarily and eat all the delicious food!! We don't even know most of them, and are least interested in knowing them also!" ~ modern boy and modern girl to their respective parents.

This... "Americani-sation" or "Christiani-sation" of Hindu weddings is what baffles and disappoints me the most. After all, how will the economy be able to take a hit of thousands of crores? More specifically, what will happen to me? ;) ;P

Saturday, February 1, 2014

ENFP/ENTJ ... Mirror, Mirror!...Mirror, Mirror?

I'm following this question on Quora on MBTI and decided to do the inventory via the link given in the question. Did this yesterday or day before in the morning. What do I get? An ENFP.

Hmmm....though I have taken the inventory earlier in XLRI (in the OB class), I couldn't remember the exact description (it's been some time now)...so I decided to look it up. ENFP - The Inspirer, it said. Yay! ;) Read the article, felt good about myself (can't LOL enough on this thought!) and went to office...

Just out of curiosity, I decided to take the test again at night....the underlying thought being that I had got an ESTJ when in college. Anyways, I believe that a person's personality undergoes a lot of change with change in his/her environment. For the most part. Sometimes, one is able to change the environment according to or with the force of one's personality. All Aquarians are nodding their heads. All their heads.

Anyways, so I took the test again. What do I score this time? ENTJ. The Executer and Leader. Though, to be fair, the Thinking dominated the Feeling by a mere 1%. Shockingly, though, the Judging preference dominated the Perception by somewhere around 44%!

What could bring about the change from ENFP to ENTJ? Did I not take the test properly in the morning or at night? I don't think so.... I answered in all honesty both the times.

So what happened...? Was it a day in the office that brought about a change in the thinking pattern during the day and thus influenced my answers? From an FP to TJ? Was it the blood pressure? :P

Or does it merely reflect on the fact that no matter how strong the inventory, it can't give a 100% accurate result?

Or does it expose and prove the most deeply ingrained truth in the universe -- that the only constant in this world is Change?